C (eh?) N (eh?) D (eh?)

Welcome to Canada! Its the maple leaf state: Canada, oh Canada its great! The people are nice and they speak french too if you don't like it man--you sniff glue. The great white north their kilts are plaid, hosers take off its not half bad.

I want to be where yacks can run free

Where royal mounties can harass me

Let's go to Canada, let's leave today - Canada, oh Canada I s'il vous plait

They've got trees and mooses and sled dogs lots of lumber and lumber jacks and logs! People think its kind of a drag that you have to go there to get milk in a bag. They say "eh?" instead of "what?" or "duh!" That's the mighty power of Canada.

I want to be where lemmings run into the sea

Where the marmosets can attack me

Beautiful.

Thanks Five Iron Frenzy.

See you New Zealanders in a couple weeks.

Hoorah!